Oh blog.... You again.

Didja miss me, blog?

Huh?

HUH?!

Well then. I'll interpret that silence as a "yes".

I would have posted, but summer vacation has been exactly as it should be.... lazy and uneventful. So, nothing to report.

Strawberry's birthday is tomorrow....

Um, should I have gotten her something?

Well, I came up with the idea for her party. We're going to film a movie!

She wants a spy thriller thing, but we don't have a script. Or video camera.

We'll, er, figure something out.

Violet's coming too! Woo! Spontaneous rhyme!

Strawberry and I are supposed to co-write the script, but no progress on that.

I tried out for tennis. And completely and utterly failed. Ah well, there's always track and field! Sprint is pretty much the only sport I can do anyway, what with my awful eyesight. At least I'm good at it!

60-mile traffic jam in China. May last several weeks. Poor suckers.

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Dear me,

You are cordially invited to a sleepover/maekovr fest. Bring your flatiron and hair curler. And makeup and beautifying weapons of mass destruction.

I CAN'T WAIT TO STRAIGHTEN/CURL HAIR. Whether the victim likes it or not. Whether they are conscious or not. I just need to do something hair related.

Today I played 007 with my cousins on the Wii. I slaughtered and went kind of nuts with the missles. Not......pretty.

Here's Tallie being irritated by my camera's flash. She's watching you. 0.0